Brace yourself....I rant again.

Never underestimate the power of the silent scream.

In the interest of …well…. interest itself, I shall keep this short…. maybe.

Relentless stupidity seems to encapsulate many an entity that inhabits this similar surrounding called earth. Why do I say this? Well glad you never asked, because I was about to tell you anyway…. hey you came here of your own free will, now sit back and listen!

Getting behind the wheel these days is far too much like a videogame, unfortunately when a jackass pulls in front of me I can not just slam into the stupid jerk and get both great satisfaction AND crash points. Not to mention idiots without cars, after all idiocy can assume many forms, oddly mostly human…. and cat (although when we kill off all the other things in the world these will come in handy for making fur coats and perhaps using their skin for boots and such). Many pedestrians will at least wait for the walk signal, yet many have not mastered the art of keeping their stupid ass alive through common sense and therefore walk against the light and in front of my vehicle!!

Now don’t get me wrong stupidity is not just on the roads…oh no…. that would allow me to find another route and avoid this crap…no such luck…. stupidity also happens in many places, mostly retail environments…. ugh…. retail. If you are not encountering a clueless ass with too many questions about how to use a toothpick without hurting his eyes, then you are definitely coming across the retail associate who is convinced Jesus has been speaking to him through the intercom system in the store!!

We must all band together and fight stupidity…and quickly! I suggest we start with mass sterilization, yes you read that right, because breeding is a privilege NOT a right. If you think I am being harsh do this little exercise right now: Step 1- Think about every single person in your family Step 2- Think about everyone you know of in your partners family Step 3- Ask yourself does the world really need these two gene pools to collide? Chances are NO…NO, NO, NO….the world does NOT want your genetic refuse spawning a clusterf#$% of a result…..and you know it will….yes you.

If someone truly wants to be a parent they should not be interested in the narcissism that breeding provides, they should want to BE a parent, therefore they should go out into the world and find their child or children. Yes THEIR child. Just because it doesn’t spew from your loins does not make it any less YOURS, actually the fact you chose the child makes it all the more special of an experience.

To truly undo the stupidity we need socially responsible and intelligent people to step up to the plate, adopt as many children as they can, and raise them to be productive members of society. Yes, PRODUCTIVE. If we can unite and create a veritable army of useful members in society, perhaps we can at least even out all the unfortunate gene pools spewing forth masses of flesh that do nothing more than consume space. And now I am done….for now…..now I shall go seek therapy….if you made it this far, you may want to as well.